I am NOT an EX-SPURT (though probably more than 50% of the MC contributors consider themselves one.) An X, is and unknown quantity....and a SPURT is a drip under pressure.

You have more than a a little hyperboyle - enough to choke,

gag and then vomit on!

Collaborators one and all??????>

Yeah, it worked in The PRODUCERS but it appears you are not attempting neither farce nor dramatic irony.

Try a better inspiration - perhaps - a symbiotic relationship between nemetodes and carrot roots.

Sincerely, Gargoyle