BDiBR, I could have sworn that I saw you comin' out of Charley's here, arm in arm with some guy in leather pants and a studded leather jacket. You were pretty blind drunk, yeah, but you sure seemed impressed with his studded leather codpiece.

I've always wondered -- you remember that cop who was watching the two of you? What did you say to him that made him so angry, just before you threw up on him?