The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78046   Message #1400711
Posted By: RangerSteve
06-Feb-05 - 11:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: I am The Chair!
Subject: RE: BS: I am The Chair!
First Neil sang about wanting to be A Solitary Man. Well, that solitude must have gotten to him and he started talking to the furniture and complaining that it didn't answer. Clearly, the solitude affected him in a bad way. I would suggest he move to somewhere remote, not South Dakota as mentioned above, but somewhere Canadian, like Ellsemere Island, and he can shout "I am" to his hearts content, and if he starts to imagine that inanimate objects are hearing him, fine. If he becomes dangerous, the chances that he'll meet anyone are pretty slim.