"I just did a Google image search for "Feral Cheryl" and THIS was the first thing to come up."

Ol' Cheryl looks like she got tapped on the back of the head with a ballpeen hammer.

We never knew Shane drank until we saw him sober once. It was on a Thursday. The rumours about him are mostly true. He is the one Canadians point to at election time when politicians ask, "Do you wnat to end up like HIM?" Of course, we say yes. There are few idols left in this world. We treasure the ones we have.