The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1401131
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
06-Feb-05 - 07:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
All hail King khandu, Monarch of Mississippi!

How ya been, Ken? We coulda used your input while spatula-mania was running rampant around this place. But it's purty much played out now. In a month or so we'll all be goin' "What the fuck was that all about?"

To answer your questions:

What is the generally accepted behaviour here?
You must be completely nude at all times. Smoking is permitted.

Can I say "shit" without causing an uproar?
No. In fact, you may not say anything here. But you may type anything you please. Max can't afford the software or the bandwidth for us to actually say things to each other. The exception, of course, is Teresa. Have you met Teresa? No? Well, take a moment and introduce yourself. Because she is blind, her computer says things to her. Ask her what "%#@&**@+!" sounds like.

Are Jokes accepted?
No, this is a serious discussion forum dedicated to the eradication of world peace.

What about "Tweed' jokes?
Only if equal time is privided for denim jokes, gabardine jokes and gray flannel jokes.

Would anyone here like to jock mahoney?
No. But you are welcome to jock your own mahoney as often as you see fit.

I often make unplanned deletions on my it safe for me to be here?

I have been known to consort with the Knause brothers, Sheeny & Shiney. Is that considered taboo here?
It's not taboo, but you might want to reconsider hangin' out with Sheeny since he has joined an ashram and spends several hours a day following his guru, Baba Bahnahna Dakree, around with his nose stuck in Baba's butt-crack.

We hope you will have a pleasant and comfortable stay.