For FLIP's SAKE! I have tried to, like, read this flippin' thread...some of it, eh? Beardied Bruce you are a flippin' retread and a major wimp! Get over it and get laid, man! You will never get girls by writin' them stupid poems. Never. Trust me on this, eh? I tried it once and it don't work.

You want poetry? Lsiten to this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dog stinks
And so do you!

That's poetry.

Give it up, man. Get a day job. That's my advice, eh?

- BDiBR

p.s. Them voices you hear are probalbly yer momma callin' you.