Here's mine, for what it's worth: (no tomatos, please)

There's a bike in the middle of the room

There's a bike in the middle of the room

There's a bike, there's a bike, there's a bike inthe middle of the room

There's a shed for the bike, in the middle of the room,

Therea shed for the bike in the middle of the room, ...

Busted door on the shed for the bike in the middle ...

Leaves blocking busted door on the shed for the bike ...

Shredder's plugged for the leaves blocking door on ...

My song is ended, and I think that's good ...