I always preferred our playground versions:Crash, bang, snigger who dares, Christopher Robin has fallen downstairs....
Or (a bit later at Grammar School)
Oh, My! snigger who dares, Christopher Robin has no pubic hairs....
Strange sort of school I went to, where after a good 18 years I can remember one line of doggerel, but not a single bloody word of any physics lesson I ever attended, and there were 3 years worth of them!
LTS