Spaw: I'm very glad you enjoyed the presents. I dint actually send you the Kendal Mint Cake in order to rot your teeth. The fact is, I had been reading a diet-related article in the papers and it claimed that sugar makes you
FAAAAAAAAAAART.
   So, this was a scientific experiment. Kendal Mint Cake is made out of sugar, powerfully flavoured with mint. So (a) did it make you fart, and(b) did the farts come out minty-fresh?