I hate ta be the barer of bad news, eh, but "The Man is in The Can"! Haw! Haw! No, really, I am gonna miss him, but that is a funny poem, eh? I got talent.

I figger they won't let him out till maybe late Spring. He is in deep shit this time. So is Don. They got both of 'em. Major flippin' drag. Don stands to, like, lose his job at the gas station.

I found out there middel names from the noospaper. Sylvester and Alistair!!!!!!!! Haw! Haw! Haw! They are never gonna live it down.

- Alfie, the famous sexpert of the Georgian shores.