OK, it's late, (well, early for me, it's 5am, insomniacs of the world - go to bed!!)

In a whorehouse in C*nt Lane, Devizes, They take on men's c*cks of all sizes. From one inch up to ten, It depends on your yen, For bigger knobs still, there's free prizes.

There was a young whore named Diana Who would have anyone for a tanner Amidst roars of applause, She'd let down her drawers And tighten her c*nt with a spanner.

In spite of a wasting disease, O'Reilly went down on his knees, before altars of gods, Whores, boys and small dogs, And all this for very low fees.....

Petunia, the prude of Mount Hood Devised an odd object of wood. Which, emloyed on hot nights, Gave her carnal delights Far beyond what the average man could!

A gold digging doxy from Darien, Laughed at Seth, the old bloke she was marryin' On their wedding night,Seth Screwed the poor girl to death Quite a feat for an octogenarian!

LTS