Haw! Haw! Haw! Flippin' HILL-aireous!!! If that ain't Shane at the Holloweenee party itz gotta be his twin brother, eh? ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Way ta go, brucie!

The boys have took up a colleckshun to get bale for Don and Shane. We got together $12 bucks. It ain't near enough, so we spent it on a bottle of cheap wine instead.

But we do care. So...we are gonna have a benefit concert next weekend. We hope to book Motorhead or AC/DC, but if we can't get them on short notice we will get my band to do it. My band is called "The Fugly Uckers". We are gettin' well known around here, so I figger we can raise plenty of cash. We hope to book "The Loose Habits" too. They are a girl group that dress up like nuns with slit skirts and fishnet stockin's and they do a sort of strip-rock-heavy metal show that HAS ta be seen! They rock! But not like we do. Close, though...

- Alfie