I'm a thinkin' that I'll stand right here in the RADICAL center for awhile & try to duck whilst you fellers toss them thar t'maters 'n such at each other!
I won't bother to suggest that you fellers try to "build a bridge" on accounta I dun went an' seen thet thar Brooklyn bridge thangie when I was way out thar in the Arizona dezert er sum such place where some durn fool put it after he got stuck with it.
   I'm a tellin' you, thet thar soshull seecuritee thang is a dirty commee plot! Why, them thar poleetishunz way back when got the idee fer it from them thar German yahoos. No wonder it's in such a state of dis-ree-pair!