I care not a wit for lawyers (except my wife, who are one). So I post
this picture, but must also state that it is of a disgusting and repulsive nature that is suitable only for mature adults, that by clicking on the link (a/k/a "blicky," "blue clicky," and other names) you certify that you are over 37 years of age, of sound physical and mental health (as defined for your age group by the CDC), are financially solvent, have had no major defects in your primary means of transportation within the last ten (10) years, have not been convicted or even suspected of any crime against either nature or the state, and have made no claims against any insurance company, profit or not-for-profit organization, corporation, group, bunch, mob, aggregation, federation combine, federation, union, institution, trust, cartel, business, company, society, band, clique, troupe or system, whether publicly or privately held, in North America or any outlying continent, in the last four hundred (400) years.