Dammit, Hawk, you broke-dick mamalucca! The rutabaga bit is mine! Mine I say! You have stolen my schtick! I was supposed to start the rutabaga thread, not your sorry skinny Canuck ass!

But since you went and did it anyway...

The thing is you can't say "rutabaga" on the Mudcat. It's one of the three things you cannot do. You cannot post blatant personal attacks, you cannot post blatant racial slurs, and you cannot say the word "rutabaga". "Rutabaga" is the "Belgium" of the Mudcat Cafe.

Now, fortunatley, there is another excellent word for rutabagas. They are also known as "Swedes". You can say "Swedes" all you want.

Just watch this:

Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes, Swedes

See? The forum is still here. I'm still here. All is just fine. If I had said "rutabaga" that many times... Well, let's just say I'm not dumb enough to try it to find out what might happen.

However, there is one problem with the word "Swede". Eating Swedes is considered canibalism in some parts. Then again, if one only eats certain parts of the Swede it's not canibalism at all. In fact it can be a very enjoyable experience for both the Swede and the Swede-eater.