The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78262 Message #1404233
Posted By: GUEST
10-Feb-05 - 04:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: Anti Lawyer jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Anti Lawyer jokes
True story:
Friend was buying house in built up area - tarmac and concrete - no streams no grass. Weeks went by, and he asked the lawyer what was the delay. The reply was that there was ggod news and bad news - good news - the lawyer had obtained fishing rights. Bad news - grazing rights were proving very difficult.
My friend said that he would waive grazing rights. Lawyer relieved; deal done.