Does anyone remember:
When we walk hand in hand her breath smells like a garbage can it's tragic,
Her hair looks like saurkraut and when she laughs he teeth fall out it's tragic...


...her teeth stuck out so far she didn't have much sense
she could eat an ear of corn right through a picket fence...


I picked her up one night to see what we could see,
That's when I met her husband, he stood 6 foot three
He had brass knuckles made to order
Now my teeth are scattered on the Tennessee border.
or

I went to your wedding although I was dreading
the thought of seeing you,
Your Father was laughing, your Mother was laughing
At last they got rid of you..