Here's another new verse to a traditional drinking song:

The next came in was an attorney,
Who'd returned from an arduous journey,
Who'd returned from an arduous journey,
For to join in the jovial crew;
He'd traveled the whole wide world around,
He'd searched through cities, he'd searched
through towns,
There was no justice to be found -
When Jones' Ale was new, me boys!
When Jones' Ale was new!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble