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Thread #39068   Message #1405246
Posted By: Jim Dixon
10-Feb-05 - 08:09 PM
Thread Name: Honky Tonk Drinking Songs
Subject: Lyr Add: WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK (AND SCREW)
Mentioned by Sean M. above:

WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK (AND SCREW)
by "Marvin Gardens"—[pseudonym of Jimmy Buffett?]

I really do, appreciate the fact you're sittin' here.
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look too clear.
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew.
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I just bought a waterbed. It's filled up for me and you.
They say you are a snuff queen. Honey, I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk and screw?

[Recorded by Jimmy Buffett on "You Had to Be There," 1978; and "Hits of Jimmy Buffett," 1994.]