Hamish

The last time a guest was late (as in after 8.30pm) we had nothing but gibberish from Breezy until they arrived. (Not that most people thought it was much different from his normal manner of communication).

You need to get there early to spare us this, besides, he is getting on and needs help re-arranging the furniture.

As for the stage, he has always managed to erect it himself but you never know - he might appreciate a little help at his age.