Like they said on that cigarette commercial on TV, back when they came out with the 100mm smokes, "It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long."

Remember that rash of spam emails awhile back, about how to enlarge your penis? I musta got a hundred, at least. Well, I responded to a bunch of 'em. You think 12 inches is big? Hell, I wouldn't bend mine in half for nobody!