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Thread #77956   Message #1406022
Posted By: Donuel
11-Feb-05 - 12:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: The flaw in Christian Theology
Subject: RE: BS: The flaw in Christian Theology
Sorry I screwed up that post...it got complicated - screw the clickies

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Over the years half the story got lost
It was told but they called him a liar.
A story of labor, savior and cost.
Its the story of Jonah and his flier...

Jonah you are to build an ark.
Coat the timbers with nautilus shell.
It will act as an ageless bark.
You will save us all from hell.

With a papyrus blueprint and ambition
Jonah set to work.
Toiling from midnight to the noon day sun.
But there was a quirk.

The goat ate the instructions.
Lord, I am done said Jonah.
No you are not, where is the engine?
You need it to save flower and fauna

Oh God, damn it can't you do a miracle?
I'm not saying its your fault but comon.
An object then appeared flat and spherical.
and there appeared an engine most uncommon.

The storm was gathering and clouds loomed dark
The wind of the engine droned a solitary song
Jonah waited for the tortoise before they embark
But he waited far too long.

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Before the door could close a wave swamped the deck.
They glided to the bottom of a shallow sea
By morning Jonah left the air pocket
and began the story we now see.

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All the nautilus were lost building the boat.
Jonah was saved by the whale.
The tortoise swam and learned to float.
The ark did not rot or grow pale.

Then one day the sea gave up its secrets
the shallow sea is now deeper.
10,000 years old, told the carbon 14 wood cuts.
You see, belief in any story, like faith, is for the leaper.

Learning the truth is for the seeker.

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