Know what's more expensive than a good lawyer?
Not having one!



The man was accused of murder, and was facing a death penalty. Being a businessman to the bone, he called several attorneys and got bids for his defense. Finally, he called the woman who was supposed to be the best defense attorney in the country. She quoted him a figure, and he replied, "WHAT!! Why, your competitor quoted me a price that was half of yours!! Why in the world should I pay what you want?!?!"

"Well," she responded, "take his offer. Why, you won't even have to pay the bill."

"What do you mean, 'I won't even have to pay the bill'?"

"Your heirs will," she answered.