Three Irish women walking home one night happen upon a kilt wearing Scotsman laying in the ditch, passed out. The first one takes her walking stick, lifts the kilt for a peek and proclaims, "Not my husband". The second ladie takes her walking stick and lifts the kilt, and says, "You're right"
The third lady then takes her walking stick, lifts the kilt and says, "In fact, he's not even from this village".
I still think utilikilts look shitty. I don't like the blouse of them, and the pockets just don't get it. Casual kilts with a traditional cut, and a sporran are the way to go.