This thread's not about politics.
The right and left both make me sick.
It speaks not of religious things,
Like Satan's horns or angel's wings.
And you'll not find a sheep herein.
Nor goat, nor monkey, nor penguin.
Kitchen utensils won't be found.
Spatulas do not here abound.
No root crops growing 'neath our feet.
No Swedes. No mangelwurzel beet.
Of shellfish we have said enough!
No whelks! No lobsters, or such stuff.
Accordions we won't belittle,
Nor bodhrans nor Hardanger fiddle.
We will not bash Martin guitars
Nor Gibsons, nor even Taylors.
Of lawyers we will not make jokes,
Nor banjo players and such folks.
There'll be no free computing hints.
No techie talk to make us wince.
And please do not be such a jerk
As to refer to Captain Kirk
Or to the so-called thespian
Who once portrayed him, way back when.
And no tales of fair Twillingsgate's
Dysfunctional inbred ingrates.
And no one cares how cold it is
Wherever in the hell you live.
(If being warm's such a big deal,
Move your ass down here near Mobile!)
I'm sure I've left a few things out,
That this thread's surely not about.
Please feel free to fill in the blanks.
And please accept my humble thanks.
Just be sure when you are posting,
To keep your post about nothing.