WHAT??? Rapaire's birthday??? Wow!!! What a coincidence!!! I have a birthday too!!! It's not, like, today or anything, but it's still a birthday. That means WE BOTH HAVE BIRTHDAYS!!! Oh, how COOL!!! And Tweed! Tweed has a birthday too! Wow! That makes THREE of us! Heck, ya know what? These Mudcattin' folks are so cool I wouldn't be surprised if MOST of 'em have birthdays! Maybe even ALL of 'em! But, like, it's good they're on a buncha different days, huh? 'Cause it'd be really confusing if EVERYBODY's birthday was February, 11. Joe Offer'd be, like, shittin' in his hat or somethin'.

Now where were we??? Oh, yeah! Happy birthday, dude!