It's Chongo's meds that need to be adjusted, not mine. He smokes way too many cigars and drinks way too much whisky. Did I mention that he's a chimpanzee? And that he wears a fedora and trenchcoat. It's probably best that you know that. I have to say that his aim is true, though. Damn good thing or the gorilla would have ended my present incarnation prematurely.

Football, football, football...what would life be without it?