The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78365 Message #1407298
Posted By: gnu
12-Feb-05 - 12:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Teasers; Odd Jokes; Wry Humour; Silly S
Subject: BS: Teasers; Odd Jokes; Wry Humour; Silly S
My camp is located about ten kilometers past the last power/telephone pole. So, I put a doorbell button on it. You'd be amazed at how many people push it.
What hair I have left is as short as it can be cut without a razor. So, I keep a blow dryer and a couple of hair brushes on the washroom vanity. You'd be amazed at how many people laugh and then turn red when they come out of the washroom and see my serious, inquiring stare.
When I'm up country wearing my wide brimmed felt hat, I attach a long tuft of pine moss to the rear of the hat. You'd be amazed how many people try to pick it off as a favour, whilst I try to look to see what they're doing.
How's by you ?