I will spare the gentle reader details

Wow, Bruce, if what you posted aren't details I'm sure glad you didn't share them! This is plenty bad enough!

You're not going to get a lot of sympathy re: shaving from the women on the list. Between the American social pressure to be hairless (ever hear of a bikini wax?) or the nurses wielding razors prior to surgery or childbirth (just say "no!" when you can!) many of us have been there.

SRS