Well this one is supposed be be in Scotland, butbit's the same thing:

A visitor from overseas comes to a small Scottish Town. Let's say he's American. Anyway, he's a Catholic, and come Sunday he decides he ought to get to Mass.

So he comes out and asks this passing local "Could you tell me where I could find a chapel ropund here?"

And the local says, "Of course I will. The big Kirk is up at the top of the hill."

So the visitor says, "Thanks, but that won't do - I'm not a Presbyterian, you see".

"Oh that's all right, we've all sorts here. Well if you're Church of Scotland, that's round the corner - or there's the Methodist Chapel in that street tere - and the Quakers have a meeting house somewhere0.."

"But where do the Catholics go?"

"The Catholics?" says the local, and he looks shocked. "The Catholics?? The Catholics - they go to hell!!"