Why go to all the trouble to become a possum Squeaks? Personally speaking, I'd hate to see you go through all the grief that must entail, not to mention the change in diet...eating garbage and all. So if you like, I'd be more than happy to give your ass a toot in your present incarnation if you'd like. From a musical standpoint, I'm not sure what kind of tune we could play on your keister, but maybe we could use your "cheeks" for a percussion section and get some interesting additional effects. Plus, a feather may be useful too.

Hey Steve!!! Maybe you can work the tuba thing to YOUR advantage....I didn't think Ol' Cleigh would get ME this far, so there's always hope. Just don't mention the banjo, ya know?

Spaw