I should start by saying that 1 great grandfather, both my grandfathers, my father were lawyers, as is my sister. Then there was great uncle William B. McFall, great great uncle Harry, and Cousin Miriam Romaine.

I heard this joke from my sister.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance.




(And a lawyer....de clients)

I should mention that all the attorneys in my family were honest men except for my sister, cousin Miriam, and great great uncle Harry.