OY!!! Wot a disgusting sight! Cor! I've got to stop clickin' them blue clicky fings wot people like Staww Legend post. 'Orrifyin'! If 'at's wot jOhn from 'Ull looks like I 'ope 'e don't come around 'ere offending the good folk of Twillingsgate. 'E should be arrested. I feel sick when I look at 'is picture. Bloody 'ell, 'e looks like some sort of poof body-builder, 'e does. Them kind ought to be deported to France, where anyfink goes.

- Albert McSwiggins, Gardener at Rutledge 'Ouse