Kevin Campion sings a bluesy/jazzy ballad called THIRSTY JOE on his album "Point of View." There are sound samples on his web page.

Now it's just half past two. Now I'm doin' my last tune.
Suddenly I'm weak in the knees, a strange sense of doom.
The clock just struck three as he walked into the room.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, yeah. Thirsty Joe is here.
He says, "Why drive home drunk in the dark? The sun's almost here.
You know the party's just startin' now that Thirsty Joe is here."

First Joe looked up at me, then down at my guitar....