I LOVE IT!!!! My time on the 'Cat is so limited right now, that when I saw the name of the thread, I laughed out loud. This I why I love this place and you folks so much. Great jokes..............about both meanings of Unionist. Here are a couple of more for you.

Clancy has immigrated to The States and is driving a taxicab in New York City. He pulls up to Kennedy International Airport and into his cab jumps a very proper British Colonel. "I say, my good fellow, would you mind taking me to Christ Church?" sez the very proper Brit. "Right" sez yer man and he drives like hell for about 45 minutes or so and pulls up in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Manhattan. The Brit clears his throat several times, and says, "Excuse me, my good man, but I asked you to take me to Christ Church". Pat responds, "If he's in town,..........he's in there".

There were three slightly inebriated guys sitting behind three nuns at a Notre Dame football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So, the first one says to the others (loud enough for the Nuns in front to hear), "I think I want to move to California; I hear there are only 100 Catholics living there." The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Washington; I hear there are only 50 Catholics living there." The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Idaho; I hear there are only 25 Catholics living there." One of the nuns turns around and looks them all in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't you go to hell; there aren't any Catholics there."