A pagan dies and after the death trauma he opens his eyes and finds himself in a lobby with an old boy with the Book and keys. He says "Bloody hell, did we get it wrong, are you St Peter"
the old boy says "no, no this is heaven or what ever your religion calls it, to some I am St Peter but I'm not exclusive".
"I'm sorry but were painting the front gate so we will have to go in the side gate, follow me"
they set off along theis corridor with lots of doors in it. each door is labelled wit a different religion, Islam, Buddhist, Hindu, Anglican etc.The guy asks St Petr whats behind the doors and is told that each religion has the heaven of its teachings.
"Can I have a peep"
Yes sure
He opens the spy hole in the Muslim door and sees a garden full of delights and dark eyed houris as described in the Koran. They turn a corner and there is a stretch of corridor with soundproofing on the walls and deep pile carpet on the floor and a massive door in the middle.
" Whats this for" he says St Peter replies " Its for the Catholics they think they are the only ones up here"