I have some delightful chicks that just hatched out in my exotic bird collection that are the result of my ingenious crossfertilization of 5 flamingo eggs with sperm I acquired from an emperor penguin (no I will not share with you how I acquired it, suffice it to say my hand is still cold) and I feel that these chicks will be more beautiful than any manifestation of Mr Shatner. I shall be selling limited partnerships to any and all who would like to get in on the ground floor of "Father T's Penquingos,, LLC, London, Amsterdam, Hull.