The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78414   Message #1409010
Posted By: GUEST,Kala
14-Feb-05 - 05:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: Itchy Bums
Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
My dear Brucie

there is a simple solution. Take some tiger balm in one hand, and a rubber glove in the other... [need i say more?]

this solution will turn that little itch into a flaming ring of fire. While it may burn on, life's like that. at least you will know whether you're coming or going. and the memory of that little itch will teach you that sometimes it better to be an acorn than a mighty oak.

Kala