Could be fungus, Brucie. Fungus are mushrooms. You can cut your food bill AND perhaps make some money out of this. Eventually you'll never again sit down or sleep on your back, because everytime you do you'll destroy your crops. Of course, then you can ask the gummint for some money. And a simple shower in the morning (assuming that you bathe at all) could lead to gummint money because your crops were flooded out. Man, you've got a bloody mint in this!