Notice too on the link that it talks about lice. This is an open statement to all you wags out there: I do NOT need fifty-seven messages telling me where I can find pictures of crabs. I already know what crabs look like. You get a case of these and you'll know what I mean:

Case o' these.

Have a boo at those little suckers to the upper right of the page. Them's crabs, son. Never again.