Please tell me if there is anything I need to add to HARMONY for this task?

(Other than making it run under LINUX or on a Mac, which are not feasible at present)

If you REALLY want to do it just by pasting into window on a server, would I be able to provide this without a total rewrite?

HARMONY can run in batch mode. Can VB executables be run on a server, depending on the OS it is running?