This is me, eh? Shane. I am still in jail, eh? My valentine today goes straight to the, like, heart of Officer Dana of the OPP cos she has gave me a chance now and then to log on to the, like, Net and talk to my friends, eh? She is great. Officer Dana, you are my valentine, like, forever! You look great in your uniform. I intend to reform myself so's we can go out together when I get released.

And thanks for menshuning Shania, Littel Hawk. I have ta face the fact that she is married, eh? And I figure maybe I been unreelistic about her, but she is still speshall to me anyway.

Happy flippin' Valentine's Day to all youse that are on the outside! Have a good one!

- BDiBR