Look, Fibular, man, don't give up hope, eh? Unless you are a total retread...or even maybe if you is one...there IS a girl out there for you. Believe me, I seen guys that you wouldn't think a DOG would want to spend time with, and they can still find a girlfriend, eh? Now, goin' to the pub, that's a GREAT idea, and I would too if I was'nt in the slammer, eh? But don't cut yerself off from the, like, possilibities of romantic life, eh? That's my advise.

Them voodoo dolls are bad business. Unless you are, like, a heavy metal musician. Then they are part of the scene. You use 'em to hex the competition, eh? Yer flippin' neck is sore because you been usin' voodoo, dude! It don't take a flippin' geneus to fiugre that out. Smarten up, man. Yer life is slippin' by.

- BDiBR