Yes! I finally did it. At 12:43 on February 13th I launched a BS thread intended to be so infernally boring and unappealing that NO ONE would post to it, and it would fall off the board unresponded to. It has done so. AWRIGHHHTTT! It took stealth and cunning to pull off this coup. I launched the thread under a fictional psuedonym, so as not to attract my many fans, comrades, and opponents. I made sure that the subject was something no one could possibly have any interest in.

At last! I launched a thread that died at birth. I have achieved the almost impossible dream. My belief in God, Shatner, and ripe mangos has been vindicated. I have attained the glory sought by many, but experienced by very, very few.

I have achieved....SHATNERIZATION!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (laughing maniacally....)