I find that whilst waiting for my antihystamine tablet to kick in following the accidental consumption of horseradish I have developed the very annoying habit of coupling two ADJACENT threads together to form an amusing or ironic HEADLINES.
Currently we have BROKEN HEART -CHARLES TO MARRY CAMILLA
ITCHY BUM'S -BUSH'S COMPLACENCY
IS POSITIVE THINKING SATANIC-UK ELECTION IMPORTANT ISSUE
ELECTION IN IRAQ-ARE SILLY NAMES AN IMPEDEMENT?
CAN THIS BE FIXED WITHOUT A TECHNICIAN?-WHY?
THE FLAW IN CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY-POPE JOHN PAUL
I SE IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT-I READ IT IN THE NEWSPAPER!
WHAT ARE DIPPY EGGS?- DON'T THINK OF A WHITE ELEPHANT.

I am hoping some kind soul will post to the ITCHY BUMS THREAD so as to move it up passed CRABS AND WAYS TO KILL THEM.

I'm allergic to fresh coriander too, it's gonna be a long night.....