OK, OK. You've all done it now! To immigrate to Toronto, do I have to have an actual JOB? Or maybe some nice Canadian would like to marry me, strictly as a matter of convenience, and make me legal?

"Lady journalist who can carry a tune seeks writing/editing gig and funny, furry Torontian man for marriage, music-making. Tiple and/or possum players need not apply..." Wha'dya think?

But seriously, folks, it does sound as though you have some true musical riches there. Hope you have the good sense to be grateful! ;-}

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