Last Summer, Lady Hillary and I went to a "Hawaiian" wedding. The invite included to wear "something Hawaiian." Lady Hillary made [at my request] a lava lava. I got comments on my good legs. I am considering having a less formal one made for sailing, as it was very comfortable.

During the evening, several women asked me the usual question--Is there anything worn under your kilt, lad? The answer, of course was--Nae, it's as good as it ever was.

At the New York Boat show, I was talking with the kiltie lad who was demoing Johnnie Walker Scotch. His answer--Lipstick, if I'm lucky.