There were no bribes. We all wanted to cheer you up after your last check-up. And you are in the basement to build shelves - Jacqui and I went shopping today. Evil twin? More like Mutt and Jeff. If you like I will send Alice down to keep you company. Happy Valentine's Day Captain.

By the way, I didn't send a card. I bought a stuffed toy from hell that repeats "I love you" ad nauseum in a cutesy little voice. Poor catspaw - the store had only one and Kendall got it.