Buffy Saint Marie enters stage right with a jumbo guitar which she strums with great authority. She sings with the strident demanding tones for which she is famous:

He's three foot 1 and he's two foot 2
He sits on stones instead of eggs
He's dressed in a tuxedo which is never trimmed in blue,
And he waddles 'round on funny little legs.
He's the Homosexual Penguin, and he's really full of charm
He slides along the ice floes with a flair
He loves to go cavorting with his pal upon his arm
And he's always glad to know his "friend " is there...

He's the Homesexual Penguin, in the long antarctic nights
He cuddles up with any Bill or Jim
ANd just like us, my friend, he knows
That he must stand up for his rights
Not to be the breeder that he's never been!
Not to be the breeder he has never been!

Buffy slips off her high stool and bows quietly to uproarious applause.

Exit, stage left, followed by spotlight.


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