Blimey those scotch kilt wearers also have the ability to see through space and time. How does poofy skirt wearer know that I am wearing dirty american jeans? How does he/she know what my national dress is without knowing my nationality? Just because my name is English, doesn't mean I'm from England! Just the same as if my name was Scot or France or China. All this doesn't distract from the point that kilts are for cross dressing perverts.